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SGTFunyoun THEFIRST
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
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Posted - 2014.02.26 22:03:00 -
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So I get onto DUST today, and I build a logi fit... militia scrambler pistol, and two types of remote explosives.
I get into a public battle, as one of my two starter infinite medic fits, renamed that suit Haji, call in one of my completely unfitted trucks, renamed it Jingle Truck, then drove it next to a supply depot, switched to my junk logi fit, slapped 8 remote explosives on the front, switched back to the Haji fit...
... and promptly went off seeking an enemy tank to fight.
Drove into a low corridor between two null cannons, and found this schmexy looking Caldari Missle tank rolling along.
So I floor it.
BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
I'm extatic, first time I ever did that after all. I say to my Wife sitting next to me, "Wow, now I know how those suicide bomber terrorists feel just before they tap the button."
Now I respawn as my Haji medic fit, and I go to set up another Jingle Truck...
... and the screen locks up, and the black screen of death comes across my screen... 'A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED. PLEASE RESTART THIS GAME TO CONTINUE.'
And my Wife says, "Wow, now you really do know what it feels like to be one of those Haji suicide bombers... no 72 virgins for you huh?" |
SGTFunyoun THEFIRST
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
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Posted - 2014.02.26 23:09:00 -
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No clue. |
SGTFunyoun THEFIRST
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
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Posted - 2014.03.10 07:28:00 -
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Yes, I did capitalize on it... I promptly made certain (for the thousandth time) that she was in fact...
... not a virgin of the 72. :P
Never steal SGT Funyoun's Jingle Truck... or I will blow you up in it... and eat your blueberry flavored protobear soul.
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SGTFunyoun THEFIRST
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
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Posted - 2014.03.10 07:41:00 -
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XofCitoac wrote:ive run into a few mercs that "fatal errored" me when i killed their tanx, consistently on multiple occasions... coincidence???
Yeah, had that happen to me too.
I think it is just overloading the server with awesome sauce and the server is failing to account for the extra awesome sauce processor load and forgetting to open the Awesome Sauce Supply Port 6969. This causes many fatal errors after I have jihad jingle trucked my infidel raspberry flavored enemies shiny new Soma into particle cannon fodder and eaten his raspberry flavored soul with a nice chianti and some fava beans.
Dang raspberries shooting up my fellow blueberries with their smelly blaster tanks of minimal iskies... gonna get me some raspberries and flavor my ice cream with it... and pour strawberry glaze on it just to make it redder.
Never steal SGT Funyoun's Jingle Truck... or I will blow you up in it... and eat your blueberry flavored protobear soul.
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SGTFunyoun THEFIRST
Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:43:00 -
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Setting up the crazy tonight.
Never steal SGT Funyoun's Jingle Truck... or I will blow you up in it... and eat your blueberry flavored protobear soul.
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